Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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