wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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