if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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