You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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