You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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