google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I am naked and annoyed.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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