it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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