i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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