I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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