How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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