You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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