Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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