come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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