Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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