And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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