So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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