at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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