i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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