Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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