Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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