I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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