I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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