So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.