I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
