But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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