i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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