im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
