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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"

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(208): View more from Idaho

She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.

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(785): View more from Kansas

coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow

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why would you restrict a girl of that

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(516): View more from New York

WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?

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(805): View more from California

I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life

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(509): View more from Washington

My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand

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(571): View more from Virginia

I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.

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