Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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