This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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