I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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