im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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