is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
3pm strippers are depressing
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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