Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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