I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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