I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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