i barfeds in our rink
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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