I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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