I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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