Three words: puerto rican gang bang
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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