you traded sex for a burrito?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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