Non-Jews are for practice
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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