he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
