I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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