i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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