Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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