My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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