Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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