haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
her facebook's as public as her vagina
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just want to make out with him forever
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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