And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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