First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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