If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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