I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have post one night stand depression
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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