We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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