Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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