Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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